Before we begin, mark your calendars for 2021. January 30 to February 21May 29 to June 22September 27 to October 23 (note to self--google what to do when Libra Season and Mercury Retrograde collide) Now that that's settled, let us reflect. Have you even REALLY thought about 2021? Like actually thought about it. Personally, I find it hard.... Continue Reading →
Valentine’s Day: As Told By A Spinster
A word from your resident Spinster- 1. Hey Happy 2019. 2. I've been wanting to write a blog chronicling my day of spinsterhood for a while now. I was thinking of it being a 'Spinster weekend' sort of thing, but obviously procrastination and coulda shoulda woulda got the best of me, so it didn't happen.... Continue Reading →
September.
Or Septembre since I'm listening to French Top 40 on Spotify. I highly recommend L. E.J. September is quite the month. Sure we associate it with the changing of seasons from the dreamy long summer days to the brisk quickness of Autumn-but with this comes SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more. Start of school, which even if you... Continue Reading →
If there is a way to get massages covered please LMK.
I got a massage and there was a crescendo in the experience. Sexual, I know. But I promise you the releasing of toxins from my ridiculously tense body lead to some clarity, peace, and content that I hadn't found in a while. For YEARS I have said OUT LOUD "I need a massage." But did... Continue Reading →
Sass gets Serious-Mental Health
This week a man and a woman committed suicide. There are more than that-scan your newspaper- but two in particular we've heard a lot about. And note its a man and a woman, both successful, both had spouses at some point in life, both had children. We slowly hear details about their private life as... Continue Reading →
Tactile and Tangible. Part 2: Read a BOOK
Hands. We use them daily and not just to spin ourselves into a web of insanity. Rather, we touch a lot of shit (sometimes literally shout out to the spinster moms) but at the end of the day a lot of what we are doing is touching things we really can’t seem to feel or... Continue Reading →
Its Mercury Retrograde…Again
Mercury has not even been in retrograde for a week and life is already a shitshow.
New Year, Same(ish) Me/You
Ah, the (real) new year. The possibilities are endless with a blank, clean slate. One could recreate themselves in a variety of ways-new body, new attitude, new habits, new hobby, new skill, no f*ckboys, etc. The recreation of ourselves is always tempting, and to idolize who our new selves can be brings about refreshed hope and... Continue Reading →
To Mercury: A Big F U
Dear Mercury: I've had ENOUGH of your bullshit. You've done nothing this year besides cause havoc, and I for one am not putting up with it. It has been a v taxing year--we've had to deal with political nonsense, cultural nonsense, social nonsense, the list goes on. But on top of all of this, you... Continue Reading →
2017-You’re done.
I am declaring 2017 over...so if there is any way I do not have to document the year please lmk because nothing else should have to exist in this time and space. If we have can an age of Aquarius or whatever where we are in some x dimension for a little bit, I am... Continue Reading →
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